September 4th 2009

me and jacob sat today on a bench just outside these sets of doors and spoke about random shit while watching people fail at opening the doors. like u know when its double doors and handles, you dont know whether its a push or pull, PLUS theres always one door that never moves. soo at most it takes like 3 unsuccessful attempts to open the door

people r so dumb coz i saw someone literlly push and pull the same door 3 times before giving up and walking to a whole seperate door which actually has a push bar, coz its a fire exit or something.

but heres where it gets stupid

some poor guy walked up to the push bar door. should've been a breeze right, WRONG he first pushed the glass with his hand. fair move buddy but the bar with PUSH on it is what youre meant to push. then he looked up and down at the door, looked at the PUSH bar, and actually tried pulling it...

IS THIS GUY OKAYIUHJA

then he pushed it and walked out and jacob & i pretended we werent just majorly judging him

The Puller, if yr reading this, dont be mad, get a grip... or maybe don't, try pushing!!!!

illustration by jacob